A Candle For Fucking Meetings

The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.

Bourbon in My Coffee Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours